Gary

A clarification regarding Gary’s office above the refrigerator, its strategic importance, and the household’s continued misunderstanding of executive elevation. Dear Household, There appears to be some confusion regarding my office above the refrigerator. Specifically: Why is there a cat bed…

An urgent bulletin regarding Cat Daddy’s disappearance, inadequate emotional support, and the sounds Gary considers appropriate for the occasion. Dear Cat Daddy, You left. I noticed immediately. I would like to begin by clarifying that I am not accusing you…