JOIN CATSASSY
The inbox could use more cats.
CatSassy is for people who would rather open an email about a dramatic tabby, a suspicious tortoiseshell, a genuinely useful cat find, or something worth knowing before it matters.
No daily barrage. No pretending every email is urgent.
Just good cat stuff, delivered with appropriate levels of household oversight.
What shows up
New stories worth reading
Fresh CatSassy articles, useful guides, strange cat behavior, household observations, and the occasional question nobody expected to spend 20 minutes researching.
Letters from management
Galaxy and Gary occasionally have concerns.
Those concerns may involve service standards, closed doors, delayed meals, unauthorized departures, Mousey, or broader failures of human administration.
Some matters require written documentation.
Finds worth knowing about
Food, gear, toys, household things, and other discoveries that seem genuinely useful, interesting, ridiculous, or some combination of the three.
We’ll tell you what we actually know about them.
First looks and subscriber perks
As CatSassy grows, subscribers will get first looks at new projects, shop releases, special drops, occasional subscriber-only discounts, and other perks worth opening an email for.
No fake exclusivity. If we say subscribers get something extra, they should actually get something extra.
How Often?
We’re aiming for about once a week, with the occasional extra email when there is actually something worth sending.
Not because the email calendar says we owe you one.
Because we have something to say.
Email now. Texts later.
Email is where the fuller CatSassy stuff lives.
SMS may come later for the smaller things — a quick laugh, a new drop, a useful reminder, a subscriber perk, or something management has decided is urgent.
If it doesn’t make you smile, help you, save you something, or tell you something genuinely worth knowing, it probably doesn’t need to be a text.
For now, email is the place to join.
A NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT
Management has reviewed the communications plan.
Galaxy remains concerned about the unauthorized distribution of household information.
Gary has requested more frequent communications and significantly more exclamation points.
Neither has been granted final approval.