ABOUT CATSASSY
The cat is in charge. We’re is just here to translate.
CatSassy is for the people who know exactly what it means to love a cat: litter in the bed, a 2 a.m. emergency involving Mousey, unsolicited bathroom supervision, and a furry little trip hazard appearing the second you step into the kitchen.
They are ridiculous. They are demanding. They are perfect.
We’re just lucky they live with us.
Entertainment first. Useful when it counts.
CatSassy started for a simple reason: cats make life better.
They make us laugh. They give the day structure. They invent rituals nobody agreed to and somehow make an ordinary Tuesday feel important because someone is waiting by the door, yelling about dinner, dragging the same battered toy through the house, or staring at you like you’ve personally failed the organization.
This site is built for people who understand that kind of love.
The people with 4,000 nearly identical photos on their phones. The people who know which meow means feed me, which one means follow me, and which one means I have created a situation and you should probably come look at it.
The people who recognize that we don’t deserve pets — but somehow we got them anyway.
So yes, CatSassy is here to entertain. To celebrate cats. To document the household politics. To give Galaxy and Gary a completely unnecessary organizational structure and an alarming amount of authority.
But when something actually matters, we take that seriously too.
Health questions deserve good sources. Safety advice should be responsible. Product recommendations should tell you what we actually know. And sometimes the right answer is not another article — it’s calling your veterinarian.
The joy comes first. The responsibility comes with loving them.
What You’ll Find at CatSassy
Cat Life
The habits, routines, relationships, weird little preferences, household politics, and daily negotiations that come with living under feline management.
Why is your cat following you into the bathroom? Why is one room suddenly unacceptable? Why has bedtime become a labor dispute?
Sometimes there is a behavioral explanation.
Sometimes you are simply dealing with a cat.
Play & Enrichment
Cats need more than a food bowl and somewhere to nap, even if they are deeply committed to pretending otherwise.
We cover play, scratching, climbing, hiding, hunting, watching, resting, novelty, and ways to make indoor life more interesting without turning your home into an obstacle course designed by a committee of cats.
Although, realistically, that may happen anyway.
Food & Finds
Food, treats, gear, household products, and useful things worth considering — with more attention paid to whether something makes sense than whether it happens to be trending.
Some things are excellent.
Some things are expensive solutions to problems your cat never had.
We intend to tell the difference.
Health & Safety
The part where we stop joking quite so much.
CatSassy covers practical health and safety topics, household hazards, warning signs, prevention, preparedness, and the things worth knowing before you need to know them.
We use reputable veterinary and animal-welfare sources where the subject calls for them, and we’re not interested in turning a serious concern into clickbait.
If something is sudden, concerning, or potentially medical, your veterinarian belongs in the conversation.
THE SHOP
Management is still inspecting everything.
Food, finds, useful things, questionable luxuries, and other items that may eventually receive household approval.
Join CatSassy for first looks at new releases, shop drops, and anything management approves for public consumption.
No fake countdowns. We’ll tell you when there’s actually something worth seeing.
We don’t recommend things just because the packaging has whiskers.
Cat products can be useful, ridiculous, genuinely clever, wildly overpriced — or several of those things at once.
CatSassy looks at products with context.
Depending on what we’re evaluating, that can include usefulness, safety, ingredients or materials, construction, durability, value, household practicality, available evidence, manufacturer information, credible outside sources, and whether the thing solves an actual problem.
Cats retain the right to reject expensive purchases without explanation.
You’ll see product coverage identified in one of four ways.
Owned / Tested
We actually owned it, used it, tested it, or lived with it long enough to have an informed opinion.
Researched
We evaluated it through specifications, available evidence, manufacturer information, credible outside sources, reviews, and other relevant information.
Found
We found something interesting enough to put on your radar, but we’re not pretending we personally tested it.
Sponsored
There is a paid commercial relationship behind the content. That relationship will be disclosed, and sponsorship does not automatically make something a positive recommendation.
CatSassy may also earn a commission when you buy through certain links.
Commercial relationships should be visible. They should never require pretending we know something we don’t.
Meet Management
THE EXECUTIVE TEAM
Galaxy
Head of Household
Galaxy is a tortoiseshell with a strong commitment to procedure, access control, and the enforcement of policies nobody remembers approving.
Her management style is dry, observant, and generally based on the assumption that the humans have failed to read the documentation.
Closed doors are suspicious.
Delayed service is noted.
Unapproved household decisions may result in further review.
Galaxy does not create drama. She documents failures.
Gary
Director of Emotional Escalation
Gary is a gray tabby specializing in vocal communication, theatrical urgency, and making sure minor developments receive the attention they deserve.
Departures are personal.
Reunions are significant.
Elevated surfaces are an executive privilege.
Gary believes very little in life cannot be improved through louder commentary.
He is usually willing to demonstrate.
Together, Galaxy and Gary provide ongoing executive oversight and contribute to Letters From the Cat — correspondence concerning household policy, human performance, grievances, observations, service failures, and other matters management considers unresolved.
The human department
CatSassy is built and edited by Victoria Everett, with Galaxy and Gary providing the level of supervision you would expect.
The humans handle the website, research, product evaluation, photography, technology, and other administrative duties the cats have declined to perform themselves.
Victoria’s background is in digital media, audience systems, CRM, analytics, operations, and building the machinery behind online businesses.
CatSassy is the considerably more enjoyable application of that experience.
The goal is not to manufacture content for the sake of having more content.
It is to build something worth coming back to: useful when you need an answer, entertaining when you don’t, opinionated enough to have a personality, and built around the fuzzy little creatures who somehow make a house feel like home.
Galaxy remains unconvinced that the website required this much explanation.
Because loving them means taking the important stuff seriously.
The fun can be ridiculous.
The standards shouldn’t be.
When CatSassy covers health, safety, behavior, food, products, or anything else that could affect a cat’s well-being, the information underneath the personality needs to hold up.
- We’ll tell you what we actually tried.
- We’ll tell you what we researched.
- We’ll disclose commercial relationships.
- We’ll use credible sources where they matter.
- And when an answer belongs with a veterinarian or another qualified professional, we’ll say so.
Because the entire joke only works if the cats are happy, healthy, safe, and still running the house.
Your household appears to have management too.
Maybe your cat sleeps politely through the night.
Maybe your cat screams into the hallway at 3 a.m. because a toy has moved six inches.
Maybe you have one cat, six cats, a foster rotation, or a suspiciously cat-shaped hole in your future.
You’re welcome here.
Read something useful. Find something worth trying. Send a Letter to management. Spend an unreasonable amount of time discussing an animal who has never once paid rent.
And if your camera roll is mostly whiskers, paws, sleeping positions, and blurry evidence of misconduct, you are probably among your people.